September Statistics

So since I have a lot of time on my hands, I keep track of a lot of weird things. Here is a glimpse into my life during the 30 days of September.

Days I worked out/ Did Faux-Ga: 12
Days I went on a run: 3
Swahili flash cards that I made: 198
Books I read: 3
Total Pages: 1022
Days I drank: 5
Days I had internet access: 6
Games of Klondike I played on my iPod: 427
Games I actually won: 49
Mail I recieved: 1 pkg & 1 letter
Liters of homemade wine I made: 15
Current Weight: 75.9kg / 167lbs

What have we learned from this? I need to run more. You all suck and need to send me some snail-mail lovin. And I definately need to work on my Klondike skills.


Cheers,
Jayce

All Along the Watchtower

So the other day (is that how i start all my posts?) I was at my house and I heard a knock.

At the door, there was this woman. Granted she was black, but she looked way whiter than me. She had a big safari hat, sunglasses and a backpack. It was the first time I felt more Tanzanian than an actual Tanzanian. I digress.

The lady started going off about god this and god that and I just thought it was someone trying to get me to go to church with them-a common occurence. But then, she hands me a Watchtower magazine.

Turns out shes a Jehova's Whitness! What the eff! I didn't know that they have gone so global.

Thank goodness I just learned how to say "Thank you but I don't want this weird religious stuff, please don't come here again" in Swahili.


Cheers,
Jayce

Run [through the] Forest, Run...

Okay I'm reaching on the title a little bit, but anyways...

The other day I went on a run, which of course was a spectacle.

I was greated by the following 2 reactions:

1. Children laughed and yelled "Oh look theres a white person. Yay!"
2. Children screamed, cried and ran away screaming "Oh my god! It's a white person!"

Good times.

Cheers,
Jayce

Word of the Day

"Faux-Ga"

Definition: Me lying on the floor in my room doing weird poses that I think is yoga.


Cheers,
Jayce